Roy's ears perked up when he heard Edward trail off his original sentence. Han what? Was it possible that 'handsy' was the word that Edward was trying to use? That is, before he changed his mind to say something different. So it was exactly as Roy's dark mind had thought, Edward Elric had slept with Ling. That irritated him to the core. Not that he had expected to be the blonde's first, but Ling of all people?

It was possible that Roy was going senile with the way he was confused over Ed talking about only women. It took another drink before it hit him mid swallow. He made a snort sound of laughter in his glass, pounding his chest as he started to choke on the alcohol. So that's the issue. It wasn't the fact that it was countless women, it was the fact that it was only one gender.

Once he stopped coughing, Roy actually laid his head back and laughed. He found it extremely hilarious and endearing that was the reason the blonde was so caught up on the women thing. He calmed down after a few minutes, grabbing the fresh drink out of the waitress's hand before she put it down. He tossed it back and gave her both empty cups.

The older man gave the other another devilish smirk, slowly standing up. He leaned over the table till their noses almost touched. "Funny how you only heard about just the women. Not as many others, but I still know my way around those bodies too." his voice was husky and low, his eyes looking at the other's face up close. "Sorry you never heard the other side of the rumors as well."

His tongue came out to slowly lick his lips. He was tempted to lean in farther for a kiss but stopped himself. He leaned back to grab his jacket, walking over to the bar to pay for their drinks. His hand slid itself across the other's shoulders and up into the blonde hair. He leaned over the other's shoulder, his lips barely touching the ear he found there. "Good night, Ed. There's always the option of a night cap.. elsewhere."

Ok so that last drink did kinda send him over into being buzzed. The only reason he was being as brazen as he was. He pulled away and started toward the door. His stomach clenched in anticipation to see if Ed followed him.