Ed scoffed. "I don't drink as much as you do," He was right. And, he, unfortunately, knew what happened when he got too drunk. And that was with someone he considered a royal pain in the ass. Right after this whiskey was probably a good time to stop, Ed thought to himself.

He set down the empty glass and frowned at the man's suggestion of another drink. "What are you determined to get me drunk, for?" Ordering something else was definitely not a good idea. That felt like begging for a hangover. He recalled the night someone introduced him to tequila and shuddered.

"Do you think because I've got long hair or something, you can take me home like you would some woman?" Oh, god, there went Ed's filter.